• Halloween at the TLB Studios
• Double Your Freddy, Double Your Frightmare!
• How Old Is Too Old for Trick-or-Treating?
• A Beary Special Box Crawls Our Way
• All the Way from 1979: "Paul Linde's Halloween Special" Featuring the Musical Stylings of Florence Henderson and KISS!
• TLB Movie Reviews: Trick 'r Treat and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
• Scary Stories We Tell You in the Dark
• Scary Stories from Our Listeners
• Eerie Emails, Viscious Voicemails, and the Rest In Pieces!

Soundclips: Sarah's Song from Hocus Pocus; The Usual TLB Music, Only Creepified; "Baby Button Eyes" Scene from "The Simpsons;" and "Creepy Doll" by Jonathan Coulton)

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Shoutouts!

• The 13 Skulls Podcast
• Chrystal!
• Mgr. John
• Big C (aka, Chuckers/Chuckles)

It's a new Timmah!  Well sort of.  T.L.B. Presents Glitter Monkey Theatre.  Chills and thrills await, or hopefully some laughs.  So sit back, relax and enjoy.  Don't forget to bring a cup of your favorite hot beverage.

• Sherrie's Tater Tots
• Sandi!
• TLB Wants Your Spooky Scoop! Send Us Your Bone-Chilling True Tales of Terror . . . or Extreme Discomfort!
• We Like Autumn
• Sad Monkey Mamas Drink Their Own Sad Monkey Milk
• German Trucker Jacks and Jackknifes in Sweden
• Texas May Not Recognize Same-sex Marriage, but Dallas Tries to Recognize the Gay Big D: Divorce
• TLB Movie Reviews: Watchmen and Eragon
• Shelly!
• Voicemail and Email

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Shoutouts!

• Sherrie!
• Sandi!
• Shelly!
• Chrystal!
• Lorna!
• Lauren!
• CB!
• Big C (I gueeess . . .)

 

Thank you for all the love and support.

It's all about you, people.

You complete us.

• Tim Doesn't Care for Apple Programs
• Dinner with Shelly & Frank
• Dallas's Very Own "Almost" 9/11
• RIP Patrick Swayze—We Loved You in To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar and Point Break and Ghost
• Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse
• Autumn Is Here & Halloween Approacheth
• We Call Shenanigans on a Review of Our Show
• Email & Voicemail
• Our After-dinner Conversation with Shelly & Frank

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Shoutouts:

• Chrystal
• Shelly and Frank
• SModcast
• Dan & CJ of Love Long and Prosper
• Thanks to LDOG for this Week's Album Art!

It's like a phone conversation but without the charges,  I think maybe I need to get a Zoom H2 for my portable recording.  What do you think?  Enjoy.

-Tim

• Labor Day. What's the Big Deal?
• Eclipse Outage & Smoke Stoppage—Shut Up About It Already!
• The TLB Website Has Risen from the Ashes—And It's Better Than Ever!
• F#@! You Penguin!
• Woman Sues Dolphins
• 9/11 Advertisement Goes Over Like a Hijacked Plane
• Text & Drive PSA
• TLB DVD Reviews: Dance of the Dead, Night of the Demons, "French & Saunders: On the Rocks", "French & Saunders: Back with a Vengeance", and Joss Whedon's "Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog"
• Email, Voicemail, and the Rest!

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Shoutouts:

• The Spa Family: Chrystal, Rod, and the Spa Kids
• Shelly and Fab Frank
• Kentie & Ranger John
• Tim of For Whatever Reason
• Big C & Steve C of Bear Crawling

 

• Reading Rainbow
• Week from HELL
• Tim's Parents Called Him Fat . . . and Chunky. And Heavy.
• Neighborhood Meeting Cult Tries to Induct Us
• We Caught a Couple of Goons on Our Security Webcam
• The Intrepid Tried to Eat Timmy . . . with Its Butt
• Fire Drill Shenanigans
• Layoffs Cometh (To Our Co., Not to Us Personally)
• Senator Kennedy Died
• Rude Girl. That Was Different.
• Movie Reviews: "Dollhouse", Monster Squad, Clue, and October Moon
• Emails and a Whole Lotta Voicemails

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Shoutouts:

• Lauren in NZ
• Chrystal & Rod
• Kentie
• Ranger John
• Steve C
• Manager John
• Lorna

• Get Off Our Porch, You Damned Kids!
• Same Old Dogs, Brand New Dog Tags
• Security Camera Shopping at Fry's
• Scottish Security Camera Chat
• Big Surprise: The Police Are Absolutely No Help
• EzryAfter on Twitter
• Movie Reviews: Blade Runner, and Shelter
• Voicemail, Email, and the Rest . . .

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Shoutouts:

• Kentie
• C.B.
• Manager John
• Shelly
• Chrystal
• Lorna
  

• Birthdays
• Letting Go: Ezry
• Busted Mustang Returned & Sold
• Ex-Gay Is Not OK
• Lunch with Jen
• Dinner with L & R: Panda House
• High-Tech Swimsuits: OK, or Neoprene Steroids?
• Some News Items
• TLB Movie Reviews Too Numerous to List Here
• And the Rest!

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Shoutouts:

• Larry, aka L-Dawg 
• Kentie
• C.B.
• Redboy
• Thelma
• MeKeeKee
• Manager John
• Shelly
• Big C
• Chrystal
  

While I made light of Ezry being missing on the last show, it really does bother me.  I guess I thought if I took it to seriously, it would really mean she was gone.  I always did deal with serious issues with humor first.  I think I have come to the conclusion that she isn't coming home.  I know it has only been a week but I feel like I need to mourn her and move on.  We had Ezry for 10 years.  She was our first pet, and I loved her very much.  Nothing would make me feel better than to be proven wrong by the universe and to have her bound out of nowhere and back to us, but the reality is, we had a wonderful 10 years together and her memory will be with me always.  I love you Ezry, no matter where you are, I hope you are at peace.  We Miss You.

• TLB: Now with Special Guest, Jen!
• Movie Review: Marley & Me, Fido, and William Shatner in Full Moon Crapulence 
• Libsyn Issues
• To Clone or Not To Clone . . . The Dogs
• Birthday Double Card
• Ezry, Gone But Not Forgotten
• R.I.P. Sandi?
• It's Kitten Bake and I DIDN'T Help 

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Shoutouts:

• Jeff in L.A.
• Kentie
• C.B.
• Redboy
• Thelma
• John Q. Public
• Manager John
• Sandi

• Can You Feel the Heat?
• Tim's on the Lamb
• Kids Are Stealing What from Our Porch? Seriously?
• James's Birthday and His Incredibly Fallible Memory
• Vacation Review
• Movie Reviews: Role Models and X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Couple of Emails and the Rest

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Shoutouts:

• CB
• Lorna

• Someone Call PeTA . . . James Slaughtered Another Mustang
• The Audacity of Douchebags
• James's New 1999 Dodge Intrepid ES
• Rack & Pinion? I Got Your Rack & Pinion Right Here.
• Our Staycation & 11th Anniversary
• James's Birthday Promises To Be a Gas Thanks to Big C & Erin
• Movie Reviews: Hancock, The Happening, BOLT, and The Dark Knight . . . Though, Not in that Order . . .
• Tim Reconnects with His BFF Jen
• Celebrity Deaths Apparently Come in Fives Now.
• Walmart v. Target
• Chaz Bono? Really?
• Tim's Mom Has a Secret Gone Wild
• We Hate, HATE the New Cowboys Stadium
• Emails, Voicemails and the Rest . . .

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Shoutouts:

• Jen
• Shelly
• CB
• Chrystal
• Mgr. John
• Big C & Erin
• Lorna

Just me on this one, NO NO Don't run away, it's just butterfly kisses and marshmellows for you guys.  Just a 10 minute shorty to let you know that we are still here......Have a great week\weekend.

 

-Tim

• Star Trek: The Movie
• Memorial Day with Leeann and Ron
• Our Best Friend's Wedding
• Second Cousin Swine Flu or H1N1C2 Flu
• "Ugly" Finale
• "Reaper" Finale
• We Go Ghost Hunting with Leeann and Ron
• We Spoof Ghost Hunting with Leeann and Ron
• German Red Bull Gives You WingsandHyperactivityandBloodyNoseandIsthisBlogPostStraightIsItYeahItIs IsItIsItAAAHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!!
• Red Sky at Night, Timmy's Delight
• Voicemail and Email
• Tim's Parents Are Moving, But Don't Tell Tim's Bro
• Bon Jovi Tickets Mix Up Perpetrator Wanted Dead or Alive

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Shoutouts:

• Shelly
• CB

 

• Post Card from Mgr. John
• Pig Flu Cometh . . . and Go-eth
• Tim's Childhood Memory: Rest Stop Goulash
• Leeann's Layoff
• Found Dog
• Food Stuffs: Taco Bell's Ultimate Taco Salads & Guaco de Gallo
• Do It Your Damn Self Epi 2 Coming Soon
• Movie Reviews: Day the Earth Stood Still 2008 remake and the original House On Haunted Hill
• BMI Table
• UFO Birthday

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Shoutouts:

• Chrystal
• Kentie
• Redboy
• CB
• Manager John

• We're Pretty Sure the House Hates Us. Seriously.
• New TLB Videocast Coming Soon: Do It Your Damn Self
• Leeann Loves God More Than We Knew
• You Can't Just Buy Fitness
• If Tim Loses 50 lbs, He May Get Ink
• Spitting at Your Boss
• Krystal Burger Review
• Doritos Jalepeno Poppers: We No Likey
• Don't Worry; We'll Give Our Notice
• More PeTA Inane Boobiness: Rescue Shelter Boys? Really?
• Voicemail but No Email

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Shoutout:

• Shelly of Shelly's Podcast

 

Easter is...

Termite Easter Egg

Renovations and Construction

New Furniture

Fuzzy's Taco Shop

Pedi Paws...Thanks Manager John

Voice Mail and Email

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With love to:

Redboy

Chrystal

Lorna

Manager John

Kentie

Katie

• Pool Table, Gone!
• Remodeling Time: Floors, Furniture, Paint, OH MY!
• There Was So Much Blood . . .
• Mom's Birthday
• DVD Reviews: *batteries not included and "Reaper"
• Tim's Parents Are Sacrilicious about "The Ghost Whisperer"
• What To Do with a Racist in the Family?
• Voicemail and Email

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Shoutouts:

• Mgr. John
• Katy
• RD 
• Tom of Ramble Redhead
• Shelly of Shelly's Podcast
  

Tastes Like Burning #76: Sexy on the Beach Fakeation

 

* A candid and interesting talk about anything, everything and nothing at all with Sandi and Kathy.  This was one of our first recordings with the DVR so forgive the ambient noise.  But the conversation was fun and interesting, thank you to Sandi and Kathy for hosting us for the afternoon.  Now shut your eyes and imagine you are on a porch in Texas, sipping iced tea and hearing stories.

• Plane "Trip"
• Treadmill Fixed; Now to Get Our Butts on It . . .
• Tim's Parents Buy a Russian Vibrator
• Tim's News Headlines: Bestiality Causes Bad Things
• Alright, Already! We're on Facebook
• What Did We Do for Valentine's Day? I'll Give You a Hint: 0
• Voicemail and Email
• Shout Out to Scott L. of Ghostly Talk

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Shoutouts:

• CB
• Mgr. John
• Chrystal of Life of Spa Guys Wife

• Tim Uses All His Strungth Not to Kill James
• Sears Service Sux
• Glass Massacre
• Phishing for a Pool Table
• Toilet Bowling
• Super Bowl Ads
• RD Sends Us a Joke
• CAUTION: Raptors Ahead . . . and More Zombies
• Tim's Childhood Memory: Lawn Darts
• Voicemail and Email, or Vice Versa

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Shoutouts:

• CB
• Thelma
• Kentie of the Flatus Show
• Shelly of Shelly's Podcast
• Matt of the Redboy Podcast
• Steve of the Wicked Good Podcast
• Big C of Bear Crawling

• Chrystal's Got Some Cookies to Toss
• Xander Goes Exorcist
• Press Pass Madness
• Tim and Jake Play with Their Wiis. Together.
• Snow Ice Day
• CAUTION!! NAZI ZOMBIES IN AUSTIN!!
• Linda Carter's Golden Pipes

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Shoutouts:

• Chrystal
• Kentie
• Jake
• Manager John
• CB

• Treadmill Saga
• Sandi's Long Short Goodbye
• Return of the Computer
• Leeann's Dish
• Mom's Alzheimer's
• Voicemail & Email
• The Dish on Leeann

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Shoutouts:

• CB
• Kentie
• Redboy

• The Great Laptop Hunt
• Pool Table For Sale!
• Excuse Me, Sir? Could You Spare a Treadmill?
• Inauguration Day: Change Has Come, Finally.
• Email & Voicemail
• Movie Review Triple Feature:
  • Indiana Jones and the Kingdom blah blah blah
  • Iron Man
  • Spider Man 3

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Shoutouts:

• Redboy
• Chrystal
• CB
• Manager John

• @#$&! Kids These Days!
• Vacation, All We Ever Wanted . . .
• Bill Burn '09
• Voice Recorder: Is This Thing On?
• Emptying Xander's Coin Purse
• Up a Creek with Sandi and Kathy
• Four Voicemails and an Email
• James Reviews Two of Tim's Xmas Presents: Me Talk Pretty One Day and When You Are Engulfed in Flames, by David Sedaris
• Smoke Out 2009: We Really Mean It This Time
• And The Rest . . .

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Shout Outs:

• Redboy of Redboy Podcast
• Chrystal of Life of Spaguyswife
• Kentie of The Flatus Show, and
• Manager John

• Christmas Time-ish
• Kota Hunt
• Computer Error—Again
• Shopping Fun!
• What we are doing for the holidays . . .
• What are you doing for the holidays?
• Holiday Childhood Memories
• Batteries Not Included
• Chimpdick
• Voicemail and Email

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Links n Love

Shelly of Shelly's Podcast

Chrystal of The Life of Spaguyswife

Big C of Bear Crawling

Redboy of The Redboy Podcast

Kentie of The Flatus Show

C.B.

Manager John

 

• Turkey Day
• Sick Times
• iTunes? Fine! Have your iTunes.
• Date Night
• Movie Review: WALL•E
• Auto No-Go
• No RENT in Texas
• Dog Puke Ending

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Shoutouts:

• Chrystal of The Life of Spaguyswife
• Katie & Reed of Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers

 

Movies! Movies! Movies!: We review Zoltan Hound of Dracula

Run Fat Boy Run, and Boogyman 2

Ron's Apendex wants to blow up

Bekka and Lesley are now Bekka or Lesley

Cookie Party Correction

Austrailian Cops don't like dark windows

The Computer is on its 8th life

And the rest...

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Love Links:

Julie of the Badger Cast

Big C of Bear Crawling

Chrystal of The Life of SpaGuys Wife

Kentie of The Flatus Show

Jake & Erin of Just Not Right

 

• Leeann's Halloween Party
• Our Halloween Pouty
• Tim's Quasi-Childhood Memory: What I learned in School about All Hallows Eve
• King Tutankhamun the Turd
• Movie Review: Grandma's Boy
• Redboy sent us a book
• Kentie sent us a DVD to share
• Election Day Thoughts (not politically heavy)
• Tim recommends some shows
• Tim's Childhood Memory (for realzies):  Monkey See, Monkey Poo
• Voicemail & Email

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The Links & The Love:

Calvin of Hello Waffles
Shelly of Shelly's Podcast
Chrystal of The Life of Spaguyswife
Redboy of The Redboy Podcast
Kentie of The Flatus Show
CB
Manager John
Kathy
Dan
donttickleme
Charles

 

• Tim's First Two Weeks
• Stock Market Go Boom
• Halloween Décor
• Trunk-or-Treat? Really?
• Voicemail/Email
• Early Voting
• Tim's Childhood Memory: Milky Waters
• Tim's Airline Fantasy REVEALED!

Shoutouts

• Kentie of The Flatus Show
• Shelly of Shelly's Podcast
• Lorna
• Big C of Bear Crawling
• Jake of Just Not Right

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• In Sickness and In Sickness
• James Puts on the Brakes
• IKE! Don't Kick the Coastline!
• Lion Thrown to the Christians
• Tim's Flat-out Excited about His New Haircut
• Job? Job!
• Email and Voicemail
• Spielberg & Pitt ♥ The Gays
• Google Chrome Review
• Tina Fey Is Effing Brilliant

Shout-outs:

• Dan of Love Long and Prosper
• Matt of the Redboy Podcast
• Tim of For Whatever Reason
• Chrystal of The Life of Spa Guy's Wife
• Bog C of Bear Crawling
• Shelly of Shelly's Podcast
• Kentie of The Flatus Show

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• Saturday Works
• Dog Smarts
• Friday with Megan
• Tim's Childhood Memory: For the Love of Sugar

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Shout Outs:

• Chrystal of The Life of Spa Guy's Wife
• Kentie of The Flatus Show
• Newlyweds Randy and Firefighter Cindy of 2 Guys 1 Brain

 

• BBQ Madness
• Friday the 13th or "Ow! Right in the Old Woman Cooter!"
• Tim's New Duties: UPDATE
• Mustang Honeymoon's Over
• Six Things You Didn't Know About Us
• Xander Howls
• Tim's Childhood Memories: Throw Momma Under the Car . . . and the Cannon
• Gustav Cometh
• McCain's Palin' Around
• Fast Forward: Political Stuff
• Voicemail and Email
• Shout Outs:
  • CB
  • Shelly of Shelly's Podcast
  • Lorna
  • Thelma
  • Kentie of the Flatus Show

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• Poopy Surprise
• Olympic Mowing
• Sen. McCain's 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 Houses
• Sucky Movie Review: Lost Boys: The Tribe
• Tim's Childhood Adolescent Memory: Weight Loss Secret
• Olympic Events We Admire
• Tim's New Position

Shout out to CB

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• Karaoke Night
• Tim's Childhood Memory: Back to School
• Kid Fights
• Religious Refund
• Olympic Fencing
• South Park Season 11 Review
• Nuclear War
• Freddy Krueger Likes French Fried Taters

Shout Outs:

• Shelly @ Shelly's Podcast
• Kentie @ The Flatus Show
• Big C @ Bear Crawling
• Matt & Amy @ The Redboy Podcast

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• Dog Maintenance
• Tired of Buying Tires
• Garage Door Down
• Cops Shoot Dogs
• RIP Isaac Hayes & Bernie Mac
• South Park Season 11
• Tim's Childhood Memory
• Voice Mail and Email

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Shoutouts:

• Chrystal of The Life of Spaguys Wife
• Kentie of The Flatus Show
• Big C of Bearcrawling
• Tim of For Whatever Reason

 

• It's Frakkin' Hot
• Leeann's Party
• Megan's Party
• Interview with the Futile
• Voicemail & Email
• Dog Pee Saga (or Soggy)
• We're Naughty Smokers—again
• Tim's Childhood Memory: Spilled Milk
• Bus Psycho
• Extreme Home Makeover Idiots
• Rick Rolling

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Special Hugs to:  Lorna
                         C.B.

Shout Outs to:    Chrystal of Life of SpaGuys Wife
                         Kentie of The Flatus Show
                         Shelly of Shelly's Podcast
                         Steve of The Wicked Good Podcast

 

The Dinner that Never Was

Internal Movies

Tim Was Sick

Community Coffee Board Update

Movie Reviews: Planet Terror & Dogma

Stupid People on the News

Virtual Whatsit

Childhood Memories: J Bleeds and T Surprises

Koala with a Side of VD

And the rest . . .

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Shout out to Kentie of The Flatus Show

Special nod to listener CB

Party Highlights

Fast Forward: Whedonites Attack

Coffee House Flyer

Book of Gaylic: Puppy Days

Joxer Teaches Xander the Twelve Steps

Deutsch Kaninchen-Mörder (German Rabbit Murderer)

Incredible Shrinking Products

James's Work 30-something Decor Storm

Voicemail & Email

Which Email Address Do You Prefer?

Excuse Me Maam, Is that a Bat in Your Bra or Are You Just Happy to See Me?

Shoutouts:

• Matt of the Redboy Podcast
• Lorna
• Big C and Erin

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Anniversary Addiction

James Turns 30

Dog Talk

Introducing Xander

Pear Tree Down

eHeeey! Item: Pear Tree Firewood

Voicemails & Emails

Tutankhamun Comin'

And the Rest . . .

Special Hello, How Are Yous to:

Erin
CB
Lorna

Shoutouts:

Big C and Erin

Chrystal & Rod

Kentie

Redboy

Tim

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Bekka & Lesley Return

Mongolian Grill

Hot Lesbian Uproar

Heroine Josh

Tim Russert

Childhood Memory

Bra Talk

Banter

After Show BONUS

Pile O Poo

Farty Pants

BONUS Childhood Memory: Oh No He Didn't

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Mom + Dad x Crazy = Fun

Fast Forward: Treats and Eats

Zyrtec: The Decongesting Killer

Leeann's Secret Life

Voicemail

Social Calendar

One Decade Down

Childhood Memories: Cars

And The Rest . . .

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Shout Outs: Redboy @ The Redboy Podcast

Hello Everyone

Food Talk

Chocolate Coconut Milk: Straight from the Teat of the Goddess

Dog Sitting for Ingrates

Fist Bump Gate

Entombed Kittens

Pico is the New Relish

Is that a Tomato in Your Salad or are You Just Deathly Ill

Tim's Childhood Memory: First Stitches

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Shout Outs:  Ken @ The Flatus Show
                   Big C @ Bear Crawling

TLB Turns 50

It's F***ing Hot Here

Tim's Day in Hell, or Going to Work on Saturday

Better Eating and Eating Better

Fast Forward: Full Disclosure

Alien Video: Real or BullS***?

Big C's (of Bear Crawling) Package Redux

Voicemail

James Flips a U'ey: Uncontacted Tribe Photographed

Email

Bionic Monkeys

Gay Marriage in New York . . . Sorta

Chrystal of Life of Spa Guy's Wife Calls to Chat

Tim's Stumble Upon Site: Unexplained Mysteries

Shout Outs: Tim of For Whatever Reason and Redboy of Redboy Podcast

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DVD Haze All in My Brain

Forgettable Memorial Day Weekend

Joxer's Doggie Date and Next-day Hangover

Peni Spam Is Back!

Email and Voicemail

Book of Gaylic: Worshipping Quetsucrapbowle

eHeeey! Item: Stethoscope

Dam Earthquakes

Tim's Stumble Sites:

• Vectorpark
• True Colors of Mars
• Celestia
• Bonus Stumble: Saturn's Hexagon

And the Rest!

Shout-outs to:

Shelly from Shelly's Podcast,

Kentie from The Flatus Show, and

Chrystal from The Life of Spa Guy's Wife.

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Flag Hag, Mothers Day, Robot Suits, Marriage Gay, HD TV, Tim Stumbles Upon Three.  I Am Legend in the ride, US Customs Peek Inside.  A Lady Dies And Much More, Vote for us for Pod Peer Whore . . .
We didn't start the fire.

Well it could have been James, but we know Tim is to blame.  Ok Tim did start the fire, but he didn't use rags he used American Flags. . . 

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Stumble 1
Stumble 2
Stumble 3

Shout Outs:

The Flatus Show
The Life of Spaguy's Wife

(Aren't you glad that song is stuck in your head now?)

AVP Requiem

Leeann's Fembot Jubblies

Missing Youth

Target Cribs

James Had a Dream

Tim Vamps

Mildred Loving's Message 1940-2008

Fast Forward - Marry Me

Reeling In Your Dog

Dog Gum Spider Butt

Skull Bong

Voicemail & Email

And the rest . . .

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Shout Outs to:  Kentie @ The Flatus Show  & Matt @ The Redboy Podcast

Shout Outs:  Shelly & Frank @ Shelly's Podcast
Chrystal @ Life of Spaguy's Wife
Tim & Nanette @ For Whatever Reason

We're Couch-casting! 

And the rest . . .

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Shout Outs:
Big C @ Bear Crawling   +   Chrystal @ Life of Spaguy's Wife
Kentie @ The Flatus Show   +   Shelly @ Shelly's Podcast

Shout Outs to:  Chrystal of The Life Of Spaguys Wife
                       2 Guys 1 Brain
                       Kentie of the Flatus Show

BONUS SHOW

CAUTION:  This show is heavy and may require two people to lift it.

BUT we still have fun, or at least I do.

We talk about a dinner with my Dad which turns the subject to Death and the meaning of Life and we have that kind of talk.


Heady times, but still funny.

Shout Outs:
Big C  of Bear Crawling
Shelly of Shelly's Podcast  (Thanks for the Bumper)
Chrystal of Life of Spaguys Wife 
Redboy of The Redboy Podcast

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Welcome to Tastes Like Burning #40.  I like it all but after our gift opening and some great conversation, the Show $h!t starts at 22 1/2 minutes, ok 23 minutes, but I think it is all worth a listen.  But for those who don't want a slice of life with a side of casual conversation, there ya go.


Shout outs to:
Big C (Bear Crawling) and Erin  -  Shelly of Shelly's Podcast 
Chrystal of Life of Spaguys Wife  -  Redboy of The Redboy Podcast

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In this run of Tastes Like Burning


Shout outs: Big C of Bear Crawling, and Tim & Nanette of For Whatever Reason
Plus Redboy and Amy and Chrystal of The Life of Spaguy's Wife

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Shout-outs to Ken from The Flatus Show, Chrystal from The Life of Spaguyswife, and Big C from Bear Crawling

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We have a fireside chat with Big C from the Bear Crawling podcast. (If chit-chat isn't your bag, skip ahead 20 to 30 minutes.) 

Political rantings.

Tim starts eHeeey since eBay sucks now.

Is  Tastes Like Burning secretly racist?  NO. They are just blatantly funny.

Fast Forward: Tim doesn't want kids. 

It's a mixed bag, but good nonetheless.

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• CarQuest 2008
• We are on Skype under tasteslikeburning
• Mac and PC iTunes buttons added to the site
• Dog's first dog park, and Black Dog Mounted
• Tattoo Email 
• Two thumbs down for Casablanca
• Tim's Childhood Memory's: Quick Sand and Gasoline
• Fast Forward: James and the Baaaaad Goat
  
• Open Ocean for the Wii
• Random Banter

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Redboy@The Redboy Podcast
Chrystal@The Life of Spaguyswife
Shelly@Shelly's Podcast,
Tim@For Whatever Reason
Randy@2 Guys 1 Brain
Mr. Shark Attack & Lady Star Fish@The Mr. Shark Attack & Lady Starfish Show

Special Thanks to Big C@Bear Crawling for the intro from Mini C

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The much anticipated episode 34.  Well much anticipated by me anyway.
Our good friends Bekka and Lesley stop by after a night out on the town.  We have the usual funny for the first half of the show, and then on to the sweet action.  Ok well it isn't action per say, but we basically discuss our four coming out stories and various life issue things.  BUT we still have fun doing it. 

So say goodbye to boredom and hello Salty Goodness.  I don't know what that means. . .

• T.L.B. Computer Crisis
• Big C's Wife, ERIN, has words with us
• Leeann's new license plate rocks: CSX 4O2
• Leo is a Labrahmer
• Shout outs and email-ish stuff:
• Life of Spaguy's Wife
• Cadence Revolution
• From The Ville Podcast
• Bear Crawling
  
• Tornadoes in February?
• James' Wreck
• Voice Mail
• James and Tim watch Napoleon Dynamite from start to finish
• Leeann's Bitch of the week
• Tim's Dad's B-day dinner
• Leeann bitches again
• Joxer can't find the dog in the machine
• Tims Childhood Memory: The Debate Song

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In this episode we anticipate the release of our 2 hour episode #34 and tell you why it wont be up for a bit.  While shooting the $h!t, strange things happen and we discuss them along with the usual chatter.  Plus check out my new hair cut above

• Our week:
• Leeann's tribulations.
• James's so-so stuff.
• Tim's job still sux donkey balls.
  
• James's computer craps its pants and dies.
• Tim's childhood memories lead to some other childhood memories involving fish hooks and childhood feet.
• Leeann's Bitch O' the Week: The Trouble with Roommates.
• Bountiful Spam to Reach Out and Just Do.
• Email and Voicemail and Shout-Outs, Oh My!
• Redboy
• Big C of The Bearcrawling Podcast
  
• Big C's wife, Erin
• Tim from For Whatever Reason
  
• Chrystal of Spa Guy's Wife
  
• The untimely death of a talented actor.
• Colonic Irrigation
  

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So for like the first time in a long while, if ever, we had technical issues.  Show 31 and Show 32 were spliced together in a horrible T.L.B. Baby that we wanted to abort.  HOWEVER, I, Tim, of Tastes Like Burning, spent all night picking the show 32 PNA out of the retard monkey baby  that was show 3132 and well, here it is.  The majority was saved but I'm not gonna lie to you people, it isn't pretty.  Well, its not that bad really, just a few clips here and there, some sentences  are cut off in the beginning, but overall the show is intact and good.  If nothing else, stay for the Ball Segment 40 minutes in, its worth it.  There is Drama in the beginning, but we pick it up quickly.  Hope you enjoy.

Tim of TLB

• So that's where Leeann was . . . on her death bed.
• Losing his balls gave Joxer special super HYPER power.
• The great Hairspray debacle.
• Leeann reviews a movie or two.
• The water at Leeann's work is especially fertile.
• TATA Nano (no, we don't mean mini boobs).
• James foresees his own demise in a dream, then forestalls it the very next day!
• We like soup . . . unless it's every. Single. Night.
• Leeann's Bitch O' the Week: Shotgun Wedding Shower.
• Don't you judge Tim's bloody meat.
  
• "Don't turn off my radio when I'm not here!"
• Big spam for the old whore.
• Blah, blah, blah.

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• Hmmm . . . something seems to be missing here.
  
• Vacation, all we ever wanted . . .
  
• Was the last show's title confusing to anyone, or are we just paranoid?
  
• Joxer McNoballs, now with more Lamp Shade?
  
• Sleeping-in on vacation: Dream come true or nightmare?
• Stalking at the local movie exchange.
• The musical stylings of Patrick Wolf.
  
• James's Mustang pukes in the garage . . . and down the driveway, into the street.
  
• The eyes have it.
• Can year-old chips kill you?
• Pearl platter for two.
  
• Can anyone stop the Head On marketing machine?
• Commercials we don't hate.
• Three servings of spam.
• John and Wendy, where are you?

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• Who Is the Biggest Pervert?
• Post Xmas Stuff
• Wii-gate
• Wow, my parents are people
• Hippo Dog
• Tim's B-day
• Leeann's Bitch of the Week
• New Years Traditions
• ecopod.co.uk
• Random Stuff
• Spam anyone?
  
• Happy New Year to our Listeners
  

We have a Solstice celebration with a little Christmas in the mix:

• 'Twas the night before Xmas.
• Solstice, because we can.
• Shopping for a nervous breakdown.
• Leeann's Xmas Bitch 'O the Week.
• The worst F-word of them all: Family.
  
• Two's company and a million's a crowd.
• We open up presents "live" on air.
• Some news items of note:
• Medical Myths Refuted.
  
• Don't get raped in Saudi Arabia.
• No More Pink Nails!
• When your Xmas "bonus" isn't really yours.
  
• We get too distracted by shiny new toys and burning CDs to continue an intelligible conversation.

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Merry Happy SolstiChrismaKwanzakah!!

• People get shot, but there's free pizza
• It's the holidays at work
• Breaking Bitch News
• Secret Santa sucks
• Email and voicemail shout outs to Nanette from the For Whatever Reason podcast, and listeners CB and Mekeekee
• Wii like to play
• We get one funny spam out of 209
• The glowing electric pillow
• Digital death, and the end

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• Cursing at Work
• The FCC wants to kill cable
• Call us, we have voice mail
• We read Email
• Listener Poll: Men to Women ratio
• Family Guy Gags: Too much of a good thing or just too much?
• The MTV of old
• Leeann's Bitch O' the Week . . . or four
  
• You have Spam, and it's hot, Betch!!!
• The Prophet is not a teddy bear?
• Home Remedies, they're a good thing

A jaunty hello to Tim and Nanette at For Whatever Reason

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It's Thanksgiving, and we're full of it. . .

• Thanksgiving
• We have a garage sale
• Cat Fight anyone?
• Sesame Street: After Dark
• Leeann's Mom's fiancé's family
• Dead Men's babies
• Text Bombs
• Charity and Lights
• In your Face Book
• To our Listeners, We Love you, how come you don't call anymore?

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Have a good weekend.

TJ&L

 

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of Halloween.  It will start to play right in your ear, when you download 23 . . .

• Show number? We don't need no stinkin' show number!
• Tim and Leeann:  The Date . . . The Marriage . . . The Horror
• Halloween 2007—Trick or Treat
• J Depp . . . Kind of scary
• China Watch 2007: Aqua Dots, because lead poisoning just wasn't good enough
• Leeann's Bitch of the Week: Gas Crap
• James has a Freaky Friday . . . kind of
• Sammies at Quiznos
• Ton's Mongolian Grill
• Cops here are drunk
• Fortune Cookie Tellers
• Is Leeann a WHORE?
• We have a contest and you have an email to write . . .
• Stephanie's Button and NaNo WriMo

And the rest . . . Here on Tastes Like Burning!  

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• Halloween Plans 2007
• Leeann ponders demon dong
• How we decorate
• Leeann's Party—Tits & Teeth
• Leeann's cousin sucks
• Shout outs
• Big Hugs to For Whatever Reason
• James is all Red about his Halloween at work
• Tim Bitches
• Public Radio wants money . . . and so do the police
• Calling Sandi
• Throw up dirt skirt
• Halloween: The Music Video—watch it on Google video for high quality, or just watch it on YouTube . . . . . . . . . well go on, watch it . . .
  

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And now back to our regularly scheduled podcast.

• President Al Gore gets a prize, and there is political talk but not really.
  
• The Buffy Horror Picture Show.
• The News NOW IN HD + HD radio?  Really?
• Smoking Update.
• James test drives a 2008 Mustang GT.
• The Simpsons . . . wedding?
• Oprah had a pee rag, and Tim supports peeing in the shower.
• Tim has a wake up call he hopes never happens again.
• Sometimes office pranks go too far.
• Radio Head free.
  
• Some people have no morals and what we're dealing with here is a total lack of respect for The Law.
• New California law and why it is stupid.
• Don Davis Auto Group sucks balls in a big way.
• Leeann needs party advice.
• Liam Sullivan has a new Kelly video out: Let Me Borrow That Top

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Or leave us a comment on the blogpage. But no pressure, really . . .

Are you green?

'Cause we're Super Green . . .

• Gas guzzlers and gas shortages.
• Ozone at ground-level is bad, mmkay?
• We gonna rock down to Electric Avenue and buy ourselves a mower . . . and a weed whacker . . . and a blower.
• Texas and California air are each just as smoggy, but California's is more smuggy.
• Electric cars are coming if Tesla Motors has anything to do with it, even though GM tried to kill them.
• WieDaMark LED light bulbs and CFL light bulbs.
• Solar Power to the people.
• Water conservation and Grey Water.
• Leeann's Bitch of the Week: Recycling Hypocrisy.
• Living outside the margins to save paper.
• Corn-based ethanol is is not all it's Jimmy-cracked up to be.

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• We have puppy problems (but nothing too bad) while we debate (and praise) the Dog Whisperer. 
• James has a meeting at work and it is irritating and pointless. 
• Our new weekly segment: "Leeann's Bitch of the Week"
• Tech support for parents is hard, but over the phone? Fuggedabowdit . . .  
  
• Psychotic white Mustang chases James at nearly 100mph. 
• Nina Gordon:  The woman. The music. The podcast: Suffragette Radio. 
• Taco Bell has a new commercial and Tim is ready to vomit . . . err, boycott. 
• Chinese ciggies and our own bad habit. 
• Article: Spiders spiders everywhere, and Tim has a theory. 
• No more Lassie; pass the Mr. Bigglesworth, please. It's the Zimbabwe buffet and pets are on the menu. 

Don't let that Outro music fool you; we keep blabbing. So stay a while past the music.

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The Texas Mourning Dove Massacre; Liam Sullivan's Kelly is gonna BETCH SLAP you, shetbag; Tim farts to the tune of Sara Silverman; Tim and James ponder why Show 7 has so many downloads; The newest big news at the Tastes Like Burning studios is a bitch . . . well no he's actually a boy, so really it's just a dog; Leeann is a photoholic; A CHRISTIAN PHONE BOOK lands on our doorstep; and other random stuff.

Shout outs to:

For Whatever Reason & Hometown Tales

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Tim is Evil . . . duh; Leeann makes Tim puke; Comments from the website; We have DSL now; For Whatever Reason show still rocks; Signing cards at work can suck; Don't you hate it when this happens?; Big A-holes spur a rant; Tim drops the F-bomb about saggin' pants\shorts (or "britches," as Leeann and her dad call them); The United Way can be WAY crappy, prompting a random rant at the end. 

All this and more after this download.

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We're 2/3 drunk and you're not.  So pour yourself a drink and, like, listen and stuff.

Cheers!

--TLB

Exploding playgrounds, collapsing bridges, category 5 hurricanes, OH MY!; Timmy talks in Olympic-sized circles; James & Tim review Zombie Honeymoon; Leeann reviews Stardust; The movie, Hate Crime, makes us think; Kitty B. and the White Cotton Panties; The radio is repetitive and redundant; Organic milk rocks and doesn't give you man teats; Environmental Estrogens; Leeann & James get pissy; Department of Corrections For Whatever Reason; Bucket o' Estrogen-fish to 2 Guys 1 Brain; Bottered Watle; Stupid co-workers; James & Leeann call a truce over a brewskie; Timmy's insecure about his non-alcoholic ways; Leeann & James decide to drunk podcast . . . RIGHT NOW!; Irish Hell; Juan the Goat; Abusive pricks and the pregosaurs who love them; Diets are hard . . . on the NON-dieters; Leeann's overdue book; iPhones still suck; Domestic surveilance; and barebacking with Catherine the Great.

NOTE: We take back everything we said about AT&T.  We love them. And their affordable DSL service.

We're too lazy to podcast; Leeann gets a mammogram; Leeann on Weight Watchers; Leeann's dental fun; Shout-outs; Hairspray & John Waters; Sugar daddies and the gold diggers who date them; Ball-ripping fun; Peeny piercing; Getting schooled in a graveyard, India-style; James gives away the ending to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows; Collapsing bridges make us sad and ponder the safety of our own bridges; Choppers falling from the sky; Chinese imports will kill you and your children and your pets; James reviews Transformers; Bastian spooking the hell out of us; and Leeann's bitch, Piper, sees dead people.

I am a bad, bad monkey who needs to learn to behave himself better . . . I didn't get around to editing the show this weekend (car trouble took priority).  So I'm afraid everyone'll have to wait until tomorrow.

--James of TLB

Lucky number 13 on Friday the 13th is our longest show yet . . . Mwahahahahahahaaaa!! The cat came back; James's dental surgery fun . . . or at least the painkillers were fun; Leeann's La Bare's experience leaves her scarred for life; Giving Sebastian the Monkey-cat a chemical burn with a very bad product; James's shameful night at a bath house; Leeann's public park tryst on a picnic table outside the local ballpark; Tim's almost shameful almost caught parking by a cop; Tim tries to call Bekka & Lesley; Superstitions and fears; a shout out to Sandi; Don't you hate it when your name is made into a song?; and Leeann reviews the new Harry Potter movie.

A night at the movies: We review Man of the Year, Epic Movie, and Valley of the Dolls; Fads, but not really 'cause tyrades are so last year; Sucky customer service; Stupid Spoiled Whore Gets What She Deserves, or Paris Hilton Goes to Jail; Personal-space Invaders; Pet peeves; Tim won't stop touching his . . . microphone . . . and nearly deafens us all (yes, including you, dear listeners. But don't worry; I edited out the ear-splitting pops); Leeann also won't quit fidgeting with the equipment; Speaking of inappropriate touching, don't you hate when strange people touch you?; and Everybody interrupts Everyone and Tangents Abound.

We made it to number 10!! Woohoo! The imminent Harry Potter theme park; why did the original Dumbledore portrayer have to die before making all seven movies? Exercising is demonic; belly dancing; how to kill a frisbee made easy; hypnosis is a bunch of crap--or not . . . who can say really--but faith healing really is a bunch of crap; James goes off on big SUVs and the idiots who drive them, dropping the F-bomb more times than we could track; and when growing our very own Puss in Boots goes horribly, grotesquely wrong (we're talking genetic experiment, Chernobyl mutation wrong).

In a very special Memorial Day TLB, we pop a podcast virgin's cherry; a friend's wedding, more dead grandma, and our funeral tyrade continues; how to make mint iced tea; our favorite chemical sweeteners and mouse butt cancer; a corny, sweet topic; Drinking and tasting alcohol; lets discuss some freaky sex acts; speaking of sex, every song is about sex or self-servicing, sorta; and a slight equipment malfunction.

A thousand apologies for the low audio, the Tim-in-a-can sound of Number 8, and the James-&-Paul-in-right-and-left-cans sound (think of it as podcast surround sound) of this show. Our technical difficulties have now been resolved with a little sweat, blood, and solder, so Number 10 should be crystal clear and fantabulous.
--J

We're BAaack! (Finally.)

Hiatuses are bad for business; ch-ch-changes; Timmy's new job; a dead grandma; Smoking stops and starts; that wacky Arkansas misadventure;  getting excited about going potty and why do cigarettes make you go dook?; and when male anatomy is disproportionate.

You could start out with uh, a 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, but I hear 7 is the most popular.Change in the weather, Mother Nature needs Prozac, Survivor gets real, Celebrity Duets, Watches are so out, and emails and other Crap.  Sorry about the slight hiss in this eppy, it seems our levels were messed up by DAMN DIRTY APES!!! 

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 P.S. if you are sitting there reading this, we love you and thanks for listening. 

Leeann drops in for another visit--YAY!  Pranks on co-workers are fun; the ghosts of Halloweens past and future raise the dead; touching JonBenet Ramsey; the "miracle" tree in San Antonio really isn't & other bullshit; and penguins on the highway are better than some things.

See The Maze James and Tim built for one of Leeann's Halloween Partys.  Tim is staring as your guide Poco.

 

Terror Alert, Terrorism is Bullshit, Give Me A Dollar...Bitch,   Spensive Cookies, and other crap...

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Tastes Like Burning #3

Our friend Leeann stops by to share her wisdom on the show.

Coffee is great, especially when I make it. People who drive, or at least the stupid ones. Stopping smoking isn't nearly as tasty as lighting up, and how to tell someone they need a mint.

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Leeann returns for more, an entire hour later.  We talk about MySpace, for better or worse.  Wishing Robin Williams well, and our after death plans.  The crazyness gets, well crazy I guess as the hour gets late, with ANOTHER special guest near the end of the show.

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Spiders, Pools, and Pee Wee OH MY!

Intro Show