A night at the movies: We review Man of the Year, Epic Movie, and Valley of the Dolls; Fads, but not really 'cause tyrades are so last year; Sucky customer service; Stupid Spoiled Whore Gets What She Deserves, or Paris Hilton Goes to Jail; Personal-space Invaders; Pet peeves; Tim won't stop touching his . . . microphone . . . and nearly deafens us all (yes, including you, dear listeners. But don't worry; I edited out the ear-splitting pops); Leeann also won't quit fidgeting with the equipment; Speaking of inappropriate touching, don't you hate when strange people touch you?; and Everybody interrupts Everyone and Tangents Abound.

We made it to number 10!! Woohoo! The imminent Harry Potter theme park; why did the original Dumbledore portrayer have to die before making all seven movies? Exercising is demonic; belly dancing; how to kill a frisbee made easy; hypnosis is a bunch of crap--or not . . . who can say really--but faith healing really is a bunch of crap; James goes off on big SUVs and the idiots who drive them, dropping the F-bomb more times than we could track; and when growing our very own Puss in Boots goes horribly, grotesquely wrong (we're talking genetic experiment, Chernobyl mutation wrong).