• Halloween at the TLB Studios
• Double Your Freddy, Double Your Frightmare!
• How Old Is Too Old for Trick-or-Treating?
• A Beary Special Box Crawls Our Way
• All the Way from 1979: "Paul Linde's Halloween Special" Featuring the Musical Stylings of Florence Henderson and KISS!
• TLB Movie Reviews: Trick 'r Treat and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
• Scary Stories We Tell You in the Dark
• Scary Stories from Our Listeners
• Eerie Emails, Viscious Voicemails, and the Rest In Pieces!

Soundclips: Sarah's Song from Hocus Pocus; The Usual TLB Music, Only Creepified; "Baby Button Eyes" Scene from "The Simpsons;" and "Creepy Doll" by Jonathan Coulton)

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Shoutouts!

• The 13 Skulls Podcast
• Chrystal!
• Mgr. John
• Big C (aka, Chuckers/Chuckles)

Hello to Any Local (DFW) Listeners of Tastes Like Burning,  Do you like Kevin Smith?  Do you like Clerks, Dogma or Jersey Girl?  If you do, and would like to go see An Evening With Kevin Smith LIVE in Dallas on Saturday night at the House Of Blues THIS WEEKEND, then I have 2 tickets with your name on them.  I love you all but they aren't free, however, we will only be charging as much as we actually paid, and not gouging you.  Selling Tickets for prophet is fun for the seller but for the buyer, it's like a kick betwixt the legs.  Email us as soon as you can, for when we get home this evening, we'll have half a mind to put them up on Craigls List, and I'd rather you had the pleasure.  Email me, at tlbshow@gmail.com or tasteslikeburningshow@gmail.com, for details, I will be checking on it all day. 

-Tim


We sold 'em.

—James of TLB

It's a new Timmah!  Well sort of.  T.L.B. Presents Glitter Monkey Theatre.  Chills and thrills await, or hopefully some laughs.  So sit back, relax and enjoy.  Don't forget to bring a cup of your favorite hot beverage.

• Sherrie's Tater Tots
• Sandi!
• TLB Wants Your Spooky Scoop! Send Us Your Bone-Chilling True Tales of Terror . . . or Extreme Discomfort!
• We Like Autumn
• Sad Monkey Mamas Drink Their Own Sad Monkey Milk
• German Trucker Jacks and Jackknifes in Sweden
• Texas May Not Recognize Same-sex Marriage, but Dallas Tries to Recognize the Gay Big D: Divorce
• TLB Movie Reviews: Watchmen and Eragon
• Shelly!
• Voicemail and Email

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Shoutouts!

• Sherrie!
• Sandi!
• Shelly!
• Chrystal!
• Lorna!
• Lauren!
• CB!
• Big C (I gueeess . . .)

 

Thank you for all the love and support.

It's all about you, people.

You complete us.

• Tim Doesn't Care for Apple Programs
• Dinner with Shelly & Frank
• Dallas's Very Own "Almost" 9/11
• RIP Patrick Swayze—We Loved You in To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Julie Newmar and Point Break and Ghost
• Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse
• Autumn Is Here & Halloween Approacheth
• We Call Shenanigans on a Review of Our Show
• Email & Voicemail
• Our After-dinner Conversation with Shelly & Frank

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Shoutouts:

• Chrystal
• Shelly and Frank
• SModcast
• Dan & CJ of Love Long and Prosper
• Thanks to LDOG for this Week's Album Art!

It's like a phone conversation but without the charges,  I think maybe I need to get a Zoom H2 for my portable recording.  What do you think?  Enjoy.

-Tim

• Labor Day. What's the Big Deal?
• Eclipse Outage & Smoke Stoppage—Shut Up About It Already!
• The TLB Website Has Risen from the Ashes—And It's Better Than Ever!
• F#@! You Penguin!
• Woman Sues Dolphins
• 9/11 Advertisement Goes Over Like a Hijacked Plane
• Text & Drive PSA
• TLB DVD Reviews: Dance of the Dead, Night of the Demons, "French & Saunders: On the Rocks", "French & Saunders: Back with a Vengeance", and Joss Whedon's "Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog"
• Email, Voicemail, and the Rest!

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Shoutouts:

• The Spa Family: Chrystal, Rod, and the Spa Kids
• Shelly and Fab Frank
• Kentie & Ranger John
• Tim of For Whatever Reason
• Big C & Steve C of Bear Crawling

 

I think that just about wraps up reconstruction.  I actually like how it turned out better than it was before (Tim does, too).

Let us know if you see something we missed or if you think we could've done/arranged something better.

—James of TLB

Almost done. All we lack is reloading the subscriber service buttons in the "Subscribe!" panel.

Tim will have that ready soon. Or you can email him and tell him to hurry up if he doesn't.

Oh, and I went ahead and updated the look a bit while I was at it.  Tell us what you think in the comments or by email.

—James of TLB

You may have noticed things seem, well, different 'round these parts. That's probably because our original, highly customized template somehow got broked and had to be overwritten with a generi-template.

Problem is, I was a bad code monkey and didn't keep a back-up of the HTML code for our custom page.

So, now we rebuild from scratch. The friends of the show links, feed subscription buttons, etc., along with legible font colors, will be returning slowly over the coming days and weeks.

Tastes Like Burning thanks you for your patience as we reconstruct our site.

—James of TLB

• Reading Rainbow
• Week from HELL
• Tim's Parents Called Him Fat . . . and Chunky. And Heavy.
• Neighborhood Meeting Cult Tries to Induct Us
• We Caught a Couple of Goons on Our Security Webcam
• The Intrepid Tried to Eat Timmy . . . with Its Butt
• Fire Drill Shenanigans
• Layoffs Cometh (To Our Co., Not to Us Personally)
• Senator Kennedy Died
• Rude Girl. That Was Different.
• Movie Reviews: "Dollhouse", Monster Squad, Clue, and October Moon
• Emails and a Whole Lotta Voicemails

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Shoutouts:

• Lauren in NZ
• Chrystal & Rod
• Kentie
• Ranger John
• Steve C
• Manager John
• Lorna

• Get Off Our Porch, You Damned Kids!
• Same Old Dogs, Brand New Dog Tags
• Security Camera Shopping at Fry's
• Scottish Security Camera Chat
• Big Surprise: The Police Are Absolutely No Help
• EzryAfter on Twitter
• Movie Reviews: Blade Runner, and Shelter
• Voicemail, Email, and the Rest . . .

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Shoutouts:

• Kentie
• C.B.
• Manager John
• Shelly
• Chrystal
• Lorna
  

• Birthdays
• Letting Go: Ezry
• Busted Mustang Returned & Sold
• Ex-Gay Is Not OK
• Lunch with Jen
• Dinner with L & R: Panda House
• High-Tech Swimsuits: OK, or Neoprene Steroids?
• Some News Items
• TLB Movie Reviews Too Numerous to List Here
• And the Rest!

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Shoutouts:

• Larry, aka L-Dawg 
• Kentie
• C.B.
• Redboy
• Thelma
• MeKeeKee
• Manager John
• Shelly
• Big C
• Chrystal
  

While I made light of Ezry being missing on the last show, it really does bother me.  I guess I thought if I took it to seriously, it would really mean she was gone.  I always did deal with serious issues with humor first.  I think I have come to the conclusion that she isn't coming home.  I know it has only been a week but I feel like I need to mourn her and move on.  We had Ezry for 10 years.  She was our first pet, and I loved her very much.  Nothing would make me feel better than to be proven wrong by the universe and to have her bound out of nowhere and back to us, but the reality is, we had a wonderful 10 years together and her memory will be with me always.  I love you Ezry, no matter where you are, I hope you are at peace.  We Miss You.

• TLB: Now with Special Guest, Jen!
• Movie Review: Marley & Me, Fido, and William Shatner in Full Moon Crapulence 
• Libsyn Issues
• To Clone or Not To Clone . . . The Dogs
• Birthday Double Card
• Ezry, Gone But Not Forgotten
• R.I.P. Sandi?
• It's Kitten Bake and I DIDN'T Help 

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Shoutouts:

• Jeff in L.A.
• Kentie
• C.B.
• Redboy
• Thelma
• John Q. Public
• Manager John
• Sandi

• Can You Feel the Heat?
• Tim's on the Lamb
• Kids Are Stealing What from Our Porch? Seriously?
• James's Birthday and His Incredibly Fallible Memory
• Vacation Review
• Movie Reviews: Role Models and X-Files: I Want to Believe
• Couple of Emails and the Rest

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Shoutouts:

• CB
• Lorna

• Someone Call PeTA . . . James Slaughtered Another Mustang
• The Audacity of Douchebags
• James's New 1999 Dodge Intrepid ES
• Rack & Pinion? I Got Your Rack & Pinion Right Here.
• Our Staycation & 11th Anniversary
• James's Birthday Promises To Be a Gas Thanks to Big C & Erin
• Movie Reviews: Hancock, The Happening, BOLT, and The Dark Knight . . . Though, Not in that Order . . .
• Tim Reconnects with His BFF Jen
• Celebrity Deaths Apparently Come in Fives Now.
• Walmart v. Target
• Chaz Bono? Really?
• Tim's Mom Has a Secret Gone Wild
• We Hate, HATE the New Cowboys Stadium
• Emails, Voicemails and the Rest . . .

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Shoutouts:

• Jen
• Shelly
• CB
• Chrystal
• Mgr. John
• Big C & Erin
• Lorna

Just me on this one, NO NO Don't run away, it's just butterfly kisses and marshmellows for you guys.  Just a 10 minute shorty to let you know that we are still here......Have a great week\weekend.

 

-Tim

• Star Trek: The Movie
• Memorial Day with Leeann and Ron
• Our Best Friend's Wedding
• Second Cousin Swine Flu or H1N1C2 Flu
• "Ugly" Finale
• "Reaper" Finale
• We Go Ghost Hunting with Leeann and Ron
• We Spoof Ghost Hunting with Leeann and Ron
• German Red Bull Gives You WingsandHyperactivityandBloodyNoseandIsthisBlogPostStraightIsItYeahItIs IsItIsItAAAHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!!
• Red Sky at Night, Timmy's Delight
• Voicemail and Email
• Tim's Parents Are Moving, But Don't Tell Tim's Bro
• Bon Jovi Tickets Mix Up Perpetrator Wanted Dead or Alive

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Shoutouts:

• Shelly
• CB

 

• Post Card from Mgr. John
• Pig Flu Cometh . . . and Go-eth
• Tim's Childhood Memory: Rest Stop Goulash
• Leeann's Layoff
• Found Dog
• Food Stuffs: Taco Bell's Ultimate Taco Salads & Guaco de Gallo
• Do It Your Damn Self Epi 2 Coming Soon
• Movie Reviews: Day the Earth Stood Still 2008 remake and the original House On Haunted Hill
• BMI Table
• UFO Birthday

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Shoutouts:

• Chrystal
• Kentie
• Redboy
• CB
• Manager John

Our first Vidcast, sorry if it is a little dry, we will get better.  Enjoy!

• We're Pretty Sure the House Hates Us. Seriously.
• New TLB Videocast Coming Soon: Do It Your Damn Self
• Leeann Loves God More Than We Knew
• You Can't Just Buy Fitness
• If Tim Loses 50 lbs, He May Get Ink
• Spitting at Your Boss
• Krystal Burger Review
• Doritos Jalepeno Poppers: We No Likey
• Don't Worry; We'll Give Our Notice
• More PeTA Inane Boobiness: Rescue Shelter Boys? Really?
• Voicemail but No Email

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Shoutout:

• Shelly of Shelly's Podcast

 

Easter is...

Termite Easter Egg

Renovations and Construction

New Furniture

Fuzzy's Taco Shop

Pedi Paws...Thanks Manager John

Voice Mail and Email

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With love to:

Redboy

Chrystal

Lorna

Manager John

Kentie

Katie

This is a video from around Christmas, the dogs were not too sure about the remote controlled truck Leeann brought over...

• Pool Table, Gone!
• Remodeling Time: Floors, Furniture, Paint, OH MY!
• There Was So Much Blood . . .
• Mom's Birthday
• DVD Reviews: *batteries not included and "Reaper"
• Tim's Parents Are Sacrilicious about "The Ghost Whisperer"
• What To Do with a Racist in the Family?
• Voicemail and Email

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Shoutouts:

• Mgr. John
• Katy
• RD 
• Tom of Ramble Redhead
• Shelly of Shelly's Podcast
  

Tastes Like Burning #76: Sexy on the Beach Fakeation

 

* A candid and interesting talk about anything, everything and nothing at all with Sandi and Kathy.  This was one of our first recordings with the DVR so forgive the ambient noise.  But the conversation was fun and interesting, thank you to Sandi and Kathy for hosting us for the afternoon.  Now shut your eyes and imagine you are on a porch in Texas, sipping iced tea and hearing stories.

• Plane "Trip"
• Treadmill Fixed; Now to Get Our Butts on It . . .
• Tim's Parents Buy a Russian Vibrator
• Tim's News Headlines: Bestiality Causes Bad Things
• Alright, Already! We're on Facebook
• What Did We Do for Valentine's Day? I'll Give You a Hint: 0
• Voicemail and Email
• Shout Out to Scott L. of Ghostly Talk

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Shoutouts:

• CB
• Mgr. John
• Chrystal of Life of Spa Guys Wife

• Tim Uses All His Strungth Not to Kill James
• Sears Service Sux
• Glass Massacre
• Phishing for a Pool Table
• Toilet Bowling
• Super Bowl Ads
• RD Sends Us a Joke
• CAUTION: Raptors Ahead . . . and More Zombies
• Tim's Childhood Memory: Lawn Darts
• Voicemail and Email, or Vice Versa

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Shoutouts:

• CB
• Thelma
• Kentie of the Flatus Show
• Shelly of Shelly's Podcast
• Matt of the Redboy Podcast
• Steve of the Wicked Good Podcast
• Big C of Bear Crawling

• Chrystal's Got Some Cookies to Toss
• Xander Goes Exorcist
• Press Pass Madness
• Tim and Jake Play with Their Wiis. Together.
• Snow Ice Day
• CAUTION!! NAZI ZOMBIES IN AUSTIN!!
• Linda Carter's Golden Pipes

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Shoutouts:

• Chrystal
• Kentie
• Jake
• Manager John
• CB

• Treadmill Saga
• Sandi's Long Short Goodbye
• Return of the Computer
• Leeann's Dish
• Mom's Alzheimer's
• Voicemail & Email
• The Dish on Leeann

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Shoutouts:

• CB
• Kentie
• Redboy

• The Great Laptop Hunt
• Pool Table For Sale!
• Excuse Me, Sir? Could You Spare a Treadmill?
• Inauguration Day: Change Has Come, Finally.
• Email & Voicemail
• Movie Review Triple Feature:
  • Indiana Jones and the Kingdom blah blah blah
  • Iron Man
  • Spider Man 3

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Shoutouts:

• Redboy
• Chrystal
• CB
• Manager John

• @#$&! Kids These Days!
• Vacation, All We Ever Wanted . . .
• Bill Burn '09
• Voice Recorder: Is This Thing On?
• Emptying Xander's Coin Purse
• Up a Creek with Sandi and Kathy
• Four Voicemails and an Email
• James Reviews Two of Tim's Xmas Presents: Me Talk Pretty One Day and When You Are Engulfed in Flames, by David Sedaris
• Smoke Out 2009: We Really Mean It This Time
• And The Rest . . .

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Shout Outs:

• Redboy of Redboy Podcast
• Chrystal of Life of Spaguyswife
• Kentie of The Flatus Show, and
• Manager John

• Christmas Time-ish
• Kota Hunt
• Computer Error—Again
• Shopping Fun!
• What we are doing for the holidays . . .
• What are you doing for the holidays?
• Holiday Childhood Memories
• Batteries Not Included
• Chimpdick
• Voicemail and Email

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Links n Love

Shelly of Shelly's Podcast

Chrystal of The Life of Spaguyswife

Big C of Bear Crawling

Redboy of The Redboy Podcast

Kentie of The Flatus Show

C.B.

Manager John

 

• Turkey Day
• Sick Times
• iTunes? Fine! Have your iTunes.
• Date Night
• Movie Review: WALL•E
• Auto No-Go
• No RENT in Texas
• Dog Puke Ending

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Shoutouts:

• Chrystal of The Life of Spaguyswife
• Katie & Reed of Two Smokin' Hot Freethinkers